I will never play the dane!

However a singing candlabra is a distinct possibility!
Audition wasn't successful but it seems the company have had trouble filling a few places or maybe someone dropped out. Who knows? After six months of unemployment its a relief to find any work so an oudoor kids production of Beauty and the Beast it is!

SUDOKO A GOGO!

Had my audition on sat. Seemed to go quite well although my Shakespeare was paraphrased to buggery! Asked me to read for Shylock as well. "If you cut us do we not bleed?" You know the one.
Very straightforward and clear speech. Would like to play the part even though I've never seen a performance nor read the play.

News just in! Rachel Weisz is still 'Hawt' despite being 40 years of age!

TWAT! A RE-IMAGINING (spelling? Is there supposed to be an e there somewhere? Honestly I dont know where my head is these days.)

So author Scot Lynch has been suffering from depression and panic attacks. Anyone who's had a panic attack knows there not exactly a bundle of laughs and yet there's still those who snipe and whine because they feel their entitled to have a writers latest work when they want it, not when its actually done and dusted. Seriously guys an gals, get a fucking life as theres far more important shit out there to occupy your time.
Hati anyone?

TWAT!

Audition for march 20. So there's that......
Tomorrow, must get hair cut (am sick off the schoolkids throwing things at me, am I the local hippy or something?), by some books. Maybe Brothers Grossbart by Jessie Bulington,The White Queen by Philipa Gregory(is it out in pb yet?). There is a book about Sir William Marshall but I cant remember author or title. Which sucks just a bit.
Oh and Buffy comic.

Never trust an American on a full moon in London!

Got an audition for a touring Shakespeare company on 20th march in Lincoln.
Chapterhouse Theatre Co. Worked for them a few times before but they still want me to audition. New director who's not worked with me before is the likeliest explanation.
Should really be moving on to bigger and better things I suppose but I do love performing at National Trust venues with their castles, monastries and stately homes. Kinda like a Busmans holiday.

STANGERS IN MY TIGHTS......EXCHANGING GLANCES

Got an audition on the 14th at the British Film Institute for a student film called 'Midnight Picnic'. Probably a pretentious load of old toss but the pays good so what the hell. Makes a change from sodding schools theatre.

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